gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

redkiteslongnights:

gaycomalfoy:

in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 

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hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it

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does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought not 

This is my new favourite story on the internet.

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redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

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